Pill Report: Bert
Bert

Amsterdam

Posted by
November 1, 2017
Date Submitted
gunterhunter
Description
Small pill, but very strong
Logo
Bert
Colour
Yellow
Shape
Bert's face
Height
12.0 mm
Width
8.0 mm
Suspected Contents
MDMA
Rating
MDxx High
Warning
No
Tested
No
Consumed
Yes
User Report

While being a Berlin night owl, I went to ADE (Amsterdam dance event) and here I bought a pill that was pressed like the face of Bert from Bert & Ernie. Although the pill was not specifically large, boy o boy, it was a strong one. Before consuming the pill I did not drink alcohol and I just ate a regular meal, not too much, because it will cause the pill take longer to kick in. I consumed it at 23:30 and it started to work approximately 45 minutes later and I was pleasantly surprised what kind of heavy shit this was. I did not expect this when I first saw the pill that’s why I took a whole pill. I stood in front and I had a really great time (nice euphoric feelings etc.). I ended up walking around and sitting down with some random people having some random conversations (you know how it goes). This pill kept me going for a few hours and at 02:30 I decided to take half a pill, because a whole one seemed a bit too strong. I shared the other half with a person I met and he was also very positive about it. At 04:00 I took another half which kept me going until 05:30 (then I consumed ¼). I went home after the party ended (6) and I did not experience any specific negative feelings. The day after I was a bit hangover, but that’s logical.
Concluding: this pill gave me a very good time, if you come across one by chance, try it out.

1 Comment

junkypunch (member since July 6, 2017)

Hi !

Do you know how many MDMA was in it ?

November 2, 2017, 5:53 pm GMT

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